alyreandalute:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

poopflow:

is it really a jason derulo song if it doesnt say jason derulo

Upd8: Background changed— wooo!

awfulbanter:

icarly-official:

I think the most terrifying thing about the whole Malaysia Airlines ordeal is how does a plane just disappear

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shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

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